me, eliza.
Hello! :] My name is Eliza, and if you add Thornberry to that I will stab you with a pencil. Call me “Killer” and I’ll punch you in the face (there’s a story behind that, and you’ll have to try hard to get that out of me). I’m your normal weirdo fifteen-year-old teenager who likes to pretend she’s not a weirdo and hates people who can’t spell. If you want to stalk me, that sucks for you because I’m not telling you where I live. Here’s a hint – try the United States (though I wish I lived in Russia or somewhere cold like that). I don’t talk very much but once you get to know me I’ll talk your ear off. I’m pretty shy around new people, so I’m basically known as “that quiet girl in the corner who wears sunglasses a lot.” Yeah. Pretty long name there.
I have a cat, Larry, who is my absolute favorite living thing on the planet. He’s my adopted cat’s son (yeah, I have a cat family tree, cause I’m cool like that), and is the sweetest overweight cat you’ll ever meet. I spoil him ;D A lot.
I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I can make a sexual reference out of anything. I love to embarrass people and make them wonder why they haven’t mauled me yet. I love to see people laugh at my jokes, but not at me. Like every other teenager on the planet, I love music, mostly alternative/rock/punky stuff. But please not too much screamo, because I feel like someone is getting murdered in front of me. My favorite bands would be Linkin Park, Story of the Year, Silverstein, and There for Tomorrow. I can’t just pick one! My favorite song is Ides of March by Silverstein. It and Faint by Linkin Park were the two songs that got me into that genre of music. I currently have around 1,800 songs in my iTunes, and it’s a little sad that I only listen to about 130 of them. My iPod’s name is David, and I treat him like my child. Meaning I talk to him and apologize when I drop him.
I used to be a master at Pokemon and I would beat my brother and make him cry. I liked being a nuisance and making him want to kill me. In fact, I still do that. That’s probably the reason why I decided to be a goalie in both field hockey and lacrosse. I love when some girl takes a shot on me and I block it, and then she gets really angry at me. Well, also I hate running, and goalies never run, so it’s a win-win. I have very bad anger management skills, and I blow up at the tiniest things. One minute I'm your friend, and then the next you're probably running away from me and I have an axe in my hand. I doubt I'll get a boyfriend with this type of behavior.
I like horror movies but I hate when I try to go to sleep, and then I see the gruesome dead people in my head and then I can’t get to sleep. I saw the Omen and then I couldn’t get to sleep until 4 AM because I kept seeing Damien in my closet. Now I’m afraid of people with ice blue eyes. Speaking of that, I have green eyes. And red-brown hair that everyone loves but I hate because it’s so thick. I would give anything to have thinner, straight hair. And don’t tell me I don’t because I do. I hate when people tell me what I should do or what I should think, and usually if they do, I’ll deliberately go against them. I also hate when people correct me, and usually if I’m wrong, I pretend I’m correct, then convince them that I’m correct, and then make fun of them when they fall for it. You can tell that I’m a pretty nice person.
My favorite TV shows would be Law & Order SVU, To Catch a Predator, South Park, and the Gauntlet. I’m a sucker for reality TV. I’ll watch 8 hours of TV one day and never watch anything again for a week. I like short movies because in long ones I get pretty bored and can sometimes fall asleep.
Now you’ve wasted about 5 minutes learning about me! Good for you! :D
By the way, my favorite color is blue. My least would be yellow.
The Alphabet
These are my favorite songs of each letter. Like any of them? Then we'll probably get along :D
A: Anthem of Our Dying Day - Story of the Year
B: A Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars
C: Caught in the Rain - October Fall
D: Deadlines - There for Tomorrow
E: Ether - The Audition
F: Faint - Linkin Park
G: Generation Vexed - The A.K.A's
H: Hit the Floor - Linkin Park
I: Ides of March - Silverstein
J: Just Like Me - Paramore
K: The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars
L: The Last Night - Skillet
M: MakeDamnSure - Taking Back Sunday
N: Numb - Linkin Park
O: Over My Head (Better off Dead) - Sum 41
P: Perfect - Flyleaf
Q: Q - Cartel
R: The River - Good Charlotte
S: The Saints are Coming - Green Day/U2
T: This is Who We Are - Hawthorne Heights
U: Until the Day I Die - Story of the Year
V: Voices - Saosin
W: Wasteland - 10 Years
X: (X) Amount of Truth - Envy on the Coast
Y: You're So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday
Z: Zzzz - The Cab